Community Services Offered

Explore our unique community services designed for the residents of Plantation at Santa Rosa.

Controversial Monitoring

Our community spends $2,500 a year to provide every law enforcement office in the US the activity of our neighborhood. We tell people it prevents crime even though we know it prevents nothing.

We tow everyone

Thats correct. We tow everyone, even when it's daytime. To make things even more bizarre we have partnered with tow company out of the county and more than 15 miles away to prove we are entitled. Yep, it's a felony whenever we tow someone (nobody is gonna stop us either).

We don't believe mental retardation is a handicap. Thats why our board is 100% handicap-able. They probably cant wipe their own ass, but it is hilarious to watch them play home owners board.

Community Atmosphere

Community Overview

Located in Santa Rosa Beach, our community features 65 homes with a unique atmosphere and a focus on selective enforcement.

Location

Off of Don Bishop
Santa Rosa Beach, FL

Hours

We proudly harass our residents 24/7

Community Feedback

Read what board members and residents say about their experiences in our community.

The community fosters an environment of distrust, making it uncomfortable for residents.

Milton Wilson

Former Plantation at Santa Rosa resident

“Because the Mexicans!”

When asked why new cameras were installed in the neighborhood

Berkeley Adams

Plantation of Santa Rosa Board member

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